i have a job interview in an hour and i was thinking about what can land me this job - besides just being as frickin' charming as i can possibly be. and then i remembered a woman (not sure if it was someone i know or whether i read it or saw it on tv) saying that she had a kick-ass skirt that she always wore to interviews, and that she had never been passed over for any job for which she had worn that skirt to the interview. and so i thought, "too bad i don't have an interview skirt."
then, of course, i said to myself, "what...? yeh doon't ev'n have un 'unterview kilt', yeh wee pahnseh! wushin' yeh had un 'unterview skirt', mey let'le deareh?"
(don't ask me why, but whenever i ridicule myself, i do it in a scottish brogue.)
posted by juice at October 09, 2003, 03:18 PM | pokes (1)