'the graveside vigil runs into the early morning of the 16th, the anniversary of the day presley was found unconscious on a bathroom floor. he was pronounced dead, succumbing to drug abuse and heart disease, a short time later.'
and memphibians everywhere roll their eyes and breathe a tired sigh.
sleep well, e.
f**k you, l. ron hubbard.
posted by juice at August 16, 2003, 06:28 PM | pokes (0)Please make the connection between l. ron and elvis. I'm not seeing it.
squeezed by: naladahc at August 16, 2003 09:39 PMl. ron hubbard is the founder of scientology. the church of scientology is the majority owner of elvis presley enterprises which administers and operates graceland. hence, the church of scientology parasitically benefits from the worldwide cult of e.
squeezed by: juice at August 16, 2003 09:50 PMBut that's not L. Ron's fault. That's Lisa Marie's fault; just like her father, she has no one around her to say, look, that's a really DUMB idea. No one that she trusts, that is. So she, like her padre before her, signs over the whole works to the Scientologists - because those damn Clearing sessions cost about $15,000 a pop ...
squeezed by: John Litzenberg at August 16, 2003 11:32 PM