wish i had a digital camera or picture phone

...so i could share my present misery. there is a woman here at panera that is going to make me sick. soon.

not much is worse than the mid-ohoho honk, common in womens' voices in the ne'rk and grove-tucky regions, but i think that the detroit suburban squawk comes damn-near! i can not even believe how awful this woman's voice is!

and her makeup is worse! imagine mimi on drew carey only in black and purple instead of clown red and sky blue. and her hair is like arnold horschack's on welcome back, kotter. she looks like an old goth dwarf in an afro wig with corpse-like lividity in her cheekbones.